Tuesday, October 11, 2011

ITS MY BIRTHDAY.............YAYYY!!!!

After my father was safely seated inside my car, I closed the car door and went to the other side to make my call. Though I’m still a child, I did not want my father to know I still act like one.
He picked on the third ring.
‘hey baby, how are you doing and how’s life treating u there?’ I am very close to my fiancée, a fact I must mention. No day passes without him calling me numerous times so when I was the one calling him he was surprised.
My name is Linda, Linda Cokers (don’t blame me, ask my dad) and I have been through a lot, I have come a long way (that’s putting it mildly) so the pomp and glare I enjoy now is well deserved. Well, that’s another story for another day, back to the present.
“What sup Queen?” Queen, that’s what my fiancée calls me and every time he does, I remember the first day I saw him, the picture of perfection…………….but I’m not gonna divert or start another story so I was saying it feels so good when he calls me that ( I wonder why queen Elizabeth is not always blushing)
“So why are you calling? Is everything ok?”
‘There’s something I need to tell you’ I said
“What happened, what is it?” it was very obvious he was scared, if I was in his shoes, I will be but I was not in his shoes cos I already have my own shoes.
I knew my fiancée would be making a wild guess, what are you thinking?
a.    I just found a condom in your suit pocket and I’m leaving you
b.    My father just had a heart attack
c.    I am down with fever
Those of u who guessed a, b or c, move to the top of the class. Those of you who guessed none of the above are promoted to the next class.
‘This is the deal; I am pregnant for you and its two months old. What are you gonna do?” okay, so I didn’t exactly say that, what I said was;
‘Baby, we are having a baby. The doctor said I am two months pregnant’
Silence…………………………………………
‘Hello’
Silence………………………………………….
‘Are you still there?’
Silence……………………………………………….
Now I am the one getting scared.
At last he spoke:
“my Queen, I’m on my way to the airport, I’m leaving with the next flight, you need me right now and I cant but just be there”…………………
Who says its not good to have a fiancée?...........**on my way to the airport****

And if you are wondering about my Dad, he only came to visit and he’s not having a heart attack. (At least, not yet)

*Lucy here**………… today is my birthday and the picture is me with a lot of help from photoshop.lol

please note; the story above is JUST a birthday story, not my personal life.

Don’t forget to send my gifts and cake.

Its @bigangelada on twitter and Luce-lue ‘adanne Michaels on facebook

37 comments:

LadyNgo said...

Happy Birthday hun!

Luciano said...

thanks dear. xoxo

Toinlicious said...

SO linda's having a baby. yay! *doingmyhappydance* i bet it was wat dey "did" after that awesome proposal hihihi (i'm soo naughty)

Happy birthday sweetie. Hope u have a blast. Dnt forget to dhl my cake and berryblast #wink

p.s: the part highlighted in pink was a lil difficult to read *hugs*

Priscy said...

happy birthday dearie, may all your days henceforth be berra and bright and may all your wishes be met.You have hit it as always, the story is a nice one keep it up and keep them coming...

P.E.T. Projects said...

*now jumping*
Libra babies are special babies, i know, i know, i know!!!!

Happy birthday Lue, have a blast

Luciano said...

@toinlicious, lol.......told yu ill post a happy story.
tanks a lot dearie. cake already in ur mailbox.lol
will edit it now

Luciano said...

Amen ooooo. tanks a lot dear..i appreciate

Luciano said...

@P.E.T...*jumping too** yeah, we totally ROCK!!!!
tanks a lot

A-9ja-Great said...

Happy birthday to you dearie.I'm assuming you've painted your town rainbow! LOL God bless you!

Travel Buff said...

Lol@ your story...happy birthday dear, have fun!

Myne Whitman said...

Happy birthday! You're very pretty too.

As for the story, too funny :)

Gnetch said...

Happy birthday!!! :)

MsNana_ said...

happy birthday @toin yes u r lol

Luciano said...

@9ja great,lol.yes o. thank yu
@travel buff..thanks

Luciano said...

@myne.....awww.....tanks.
@gnetch, tanks a lot

Luciano said...

@Ms nana, tanks.
cant comment on ur posts.dunno y

HoneyDame said...

Haha....Lue!!!! U winkhead o! For a minute there I was like " Oh Crap!!!" and then "awww, how sweet"...only for you to say it is fiction!
I don talk am..we october babes no easy!!! Photoshop ko...photomarket ni..leave that thing jare, you are a fine babe!!
Happy belated birthday hon

Luciano said...

lwkm...........honeydame, yu got me feeling like one very beerrd Ini Edo o. tanks dearie.
hahaha............i neva get that kain fiance o.....i still dey wish.lol
yes oooo.....october babes, we bad gannn(in wizkid's voice)

Daughter of Her King said...

So the story is not true??

Well apart from the bday bit?

Nice story still

Daughter of Her King said...

Nice picture too...

Luciano said...

lol....thanks
thanks for dropping by too

ashi said...

happy be-lated bday! hope you had a good one
http://ironyofashi.blogspot.com/

Aseni said...

sowee am late..happy belated!

N.I.L (Naijamum in London) said...

Thanks so much for the award
I really appreciate it
xxxx

9jaFOODie said...

hAPPY bELATED BIRTHDAY DEAR. I hope you had a good one.

The Relentless Builder said...

Now, that was funny! Happy Belated Birthday!

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Luciano said...

@ashi, yeah i did. thanks
@aseni, no probs dear. thanks
@NIL, ure welcome......yu deserve it

Luciano said...

@9ja foodie, thanks.......would have been better if i had one of ur delicacies.
@TRB.awwwwwww.....thanks dear. appreciate much. *running to ur blog**

isetfiretotherain said...

:( :( :(
I feel so terrible!!!

How could I have missed your birthday? I'm really really sorry darling.

Here's wishing you a belated happy birthday filled with love and hearty cheer!

May God continually astound you with his blessings.

Love ya. xoxo

Luciano said...

amen amen amen............i forgive yu just becos i love yu so much.

isetfiretotherain said...

muah! thanks babe, hope you had fun?

Amaka's Notepad said...

Happy belated birthday sweet. Hope u had a blast (my colleague is drooling over my shoulders, asking who this 'fine babe' is. i've told him to pay me for ur details, knowing him and how stingy he is, there will be no details transfer.lol)

Luciano said...

@chinny, yeah i did...........kinda.lol
@amaka..lwkmd............good decision gurl, i dont do stingy guys.lol.
tanks a lot dear

Seshe James said...

Happy Birthday dear..

Luciano said...

tanks honey

Coy~Introvert said...

So my heart was beating so fast for Linda, thank God for her.
Happy belated birthday honey!! I missed it by a month, lol! better late than never sheh

Luciano said...

abiii, better late than never. i even like it better now. thanks dear.