I met a guy last week at a birthday party. He had been eyeing me over the tables since i got there, he was waiting for me to step outside and once i did, he saw his chance.
Below is d conversation:
him: hey pretty, watsup?
Me: im fine.
Him: how are you enjoying the party?
Me: its a nice party.
Him: so i have a room here, how bout we hook up there later?
Me: why not? Sure, but you will have to look for a rope and drag me there. *hisses and walks off*
if you want to get laid why not get a call girl or call your girlfriend.
Heres another interesting one:
guy: linda! Linda!!
Girl: im not Linda
guy: are you sure, you look just like her
*note* this guy doesnt know any Linda.
Girl: im not Linda
guy: ok, can i meet you then?
Why dont you just go straight to her without the *fake name* part?
Now heres one from facebook:
guy: hi
girl: hello
guy: can i know you better?
Girl: what do you want to know?
Guy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: *logs off*
i have been trying to comprehend why guys use these lines. Maybe somebody can tell me.
This last one is just odd
guy: hey
girl: hi
guy: i like you and want to date you. You gonna say yes or no?
Dont ask me.............. I dont know the response to this one.
Do drop ur worst pick-up lines.
4 comments:
I actually think it is a good thing that some guys use such awful chat up lines. It separates the mean from the boys.
Imagine if every guy had a wonderful chat up line.....it would be so hard to choose ?!
Lol.
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Need i say again that ure amazing. Tanks for taking time to come here, read this and drop a comment. Ure an amazing mum. Im saying 'tank you' wit plenty smiles, i do appreciate
lol. how about
guy: what's your name again?
girl: i didn't give it
or
Guy: you look like my ex girlfriend. we lost contact when she traveled abroad
girl: *blank look* (who wants to look like any1's ex gf?!!)
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lol. u look like my ex? really?...me ill just tell him to go on and look for his *lost* girlfrnd.guys sha. will checkout ur blog rite away
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